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Solid State - 1
Q: Why is it so easy to become a rock star? A: Because Metal Bands have plenty of vacancies
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Programmer - 1
Q: Why was the programmer put in the asylum? A: He kept on thinking about execution
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Series - 1
The radius of convergence is like a Lakshman Rekha- If you are on the right side of it, you are safe; If you are on it, no guarantees; If you are on the othe...
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Statistics-1
Q: What did the overzealous statistics professor say to encourage his class? A: I want all of you to get above average marks. (Courtesy Jishnu Das)
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Electron - 1
Q: What was the judge’s verdict in the case against the electron? A: Guilty as charged
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Mathematics - 2
Q. Why do mathematicians like national parks? A. Because of the natural logs. (not my creation)
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Probability distributions 1
Q: Why is a binomial distribution more complicated than a bernoulli distribution? A: Because you get it only after performing convolution
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Probability distributions 1
Q: Why is a binomial distribution more complicated than a bernoulli distribution? A: Because you get it after performing convolution
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Relativity - 1
Q: How many theoretical physicists specializing in general relativity does it take to change a light bulb? A: Two. One to hold the bulb and one to rotate the...
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Tensor - 1
Q: Why don’t tensors go in for jobs? A: Because if they are contracted they lose their rank
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Matrix - 2
Q: Why are antisymmetric matrices so elusive? A: Because they leave no trace
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Statistics 2
What should you never say to a Cauchy distribution? Do you have a moment?
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Statistics 1
- You’re only average! - Why, that’s very mean of you!
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Relativity in Antiquity
What do you get when you apply the Pythagoras theorem to Einstein’s famous mass-energy equivalence? E equals m times a squared plus m times b squared!
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Derivative 4'
Q – Why does “The Derivative of a straight line” smell….? A: He does not change.
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Nuclear
Q: Why did the nuclear scientist carry a lead shield to the hospital? A: His wife was in a critical state
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Series - 1
Two mathematicians are studying a convergent series. The first one says: “Do you realize that the series converges even when all the terms are made pos...
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Mathematics - 1
Q: What is the difference between a Ph.D in mathematics and a large pizza? A: A large pizza can feed a family of four
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Matrix - 1
Q: Why did the non-invertible matrix study so hard? A: He wanted to improve his rank.
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Derivative - 3
Q: Why did the derivative live a lonely life? A: He was afraid that if he integrated, he would reduce to just another identity.