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ntveem said – Sun, 09 Nov 2008 13:47:26 -0000 ( Link )

Q: Why was the programmer put in the asylum?
A: He kept on thinking about execution

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  1. lucyinthesky said – Sat, 13 Dec 2008 06:20:30 -0000 ( Link )

    Two bytes meet. The first byte asks, “Are you ill?”
    The second byte replies, “No, just feeling a bit off.”

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  2. lucyinthesky said – Sat, 13 Dec 2008 06:21:09 -0000 ( Link )

    “I just saw my life flash before my eyes and all I could see was a close tag…”

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